I was going to write something very cleaver, witty and exciting to grab your attention and make you stay and surf my site. I was going to write something so amazing you would stop what you're doing write me an email and let me know about how wonderful you thought (think) my site is. I was going to write something so spectacular that you would become my fan and being to worship me...

Of course I couldn't think of anything that brillant, so you have to settle with....